Dating · Life

Miss Communication

Sometimes, when all the stars align just so, my life goes from slightly amusing to a comedy of errors so ridiculous that I’m not even sure I’m in on the joke. The line between mis/communication is so fine that half the time I don’t know which side I’m on before it’s too late. This is…… Continue reading Miss Communication

Family · Life

Stuck in the middle with you

It’s no secret that I am not a huge fan of my full name (if this is news to you, please see yourself out, as the name of the blog is a big goddamn clue). I’ve written before about why I don’t feel Stephanie fits me, but today we’re going to focus on a whole new level of…… Continue reading Stuck in the middle with you

Dating · Life

Anything you can do, I can do better

I know y’all are legitimately happy for me when I find a nice guy, but let’s be honest: you come here for the dating trainwrecks. Although I love entertaining the masses (or the 10 friends and my mom who actually read this), I deleted the last of my online dating profiles last week. As much fun as the ‘nope, nope,…… Continue reading Anything you can do, I can do better

Dating · Life

Disaster relief

Self-deprecation is totally my jam. It’s comfortable for me to joke about pratfalling through life, making fun of my adventures in the kitchen, and ridiculous dating escapades to the delight of those around me. I’ve never given it much thought in a dating context, mostly because calling myself a shitshow has not only been accepted in the…… Continue reading Disaster relief

Friends · Life

Let’s bee friends

I need to take a moment to gush about my awesome friends. Pretty much anyone I’ve spent time with knows I am pretty damn social. Yes, I can still get tongue-tied on a date or nervous at a networking event, but for the most part, my happy place involves spending time with other people. This…… Continue reading Let’s bee friends